A man on a bus who shampooed
His parts in a manner most lewd
Declared “I’m not hardened,
So may I be pardoned
For being so terribly rude”.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).