A village hall had to decide
On BDSM talks inside.
In rather a bind
Trustees changed their mind –
Their hands, I suspect, being tied.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).