Flatulent Cattle

A cow shed explosion was started/

When 90-odd cattle all farted/

A tiny spark lit/

Their gasified shit/

And half of the roof then departed.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ninety-flatulent-cows-start-fire-at-dairy-farm-in-germany-9089801.html

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