There once was a light-fingered Brit/
Who stole a gem, swallowing it/
Police in Australia/
Not wanting failure/
May now have to go through some shit.
///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/21/australia-police-x-ray-briton-tourist-stolen-pink-diamond
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).