Celebrities Gwyneth and Chris/
Dissolved their connubial bliss/
In conscious, they say,/
Uncoupling today,/
Which led to mass taking of piss.
///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10723972/Conscious-uncoupling-break-up-language-explained.html
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).