This one was inspired by today’s front page of the Sun:

Well. it was virtually a limerick already, just needed a few tweaks, so I had a go:
Old Moyesy was stabbed in the back/
He said as they gave him the sack/
The Sun reckons Dave/
Has had a close shave/
As Man U continues to crack.
///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/458741713809702912
