A dating show entrant in Turkey/
Admitted his past was quite murky -/
He’d taken the lives/
Of two former wives/
(As chat-up lines go, that was quirky).
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27349394
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).