A teen not considered demure,/
Allegedly dressed to allure,/
Went down like a bomb -/
Sent home from her prom/
That male thoughts might not get impure.
///http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/va-teen-booted-prom-chaperones-ogled-article-1.1791459
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).