A man from the States to his shock
Got stuck in a crack in a rock
Wedged tight in a cranny
Within a big fanny
He must’ve felt rather a cock.
///http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-trapped-stone-vagina_n_5519718.html
(NB for North American readers, ‘fanny’ has a slightly different meaning in the UK).
