Thumbs Down

A thumb on a statue of Venus/

Broke off in a manner most heinous./

Oh well, said the waiter/

I’ll fix it on later -/

Must tidy around Mars’s penis.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37786103

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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