Where There’s Muck There’s Brass*

Posted on April 26, 2017 by twitmericks

A clothing firm’s making a buck/

From jeans ready-coated in muck/

For no small expense/

But people with sense/

Exclaim “What the actual fuck?!?”///

*Old Yorkshire saying that seems apposite here.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/26/nordstrom-is-selling-jeans-caked-in-fake-dirt-for-hundreds-of-dollars/?utm_term=.b85c3b43aef9

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