Where the Sun don’t Shine

A wellness-through-butt-tanning craze/
Has led to unseemly displays:/
You lie back and splay ’em,/
A warm perineum/
Thus soaking up health-giving rays.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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