Enhanced Protection

A woman was shot in the chest,/

But saved by her implanted breast:/

The bullet’s deflection/

Affording protection/

By silicone bulletproof vest.

///

Unknown's avatar

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a comment