Sorry, Wrong House

An Aussie broom-fetishist paid
Two men to attack in a raid,
Then moved on the sly,
So some random guy
Awoke to the sight of a blade.

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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