Monthly Archives: May 2020

A rock star with silvery curls, Composer of musical pearls, Has shredded his bum, Just payment, say some, For giving us ‘Fat-bottomed Girls’. https://t.co/3xcKOXiB3N #BrianMay

Abstain, virus researchers say, As COVID-19 genomes may Get into men’s jizz (Sex anyway is Quite hard from two metres away). https://t.co/aNx7Ci491P  

What Johnson calls British success/ Is tests, PPE in a mess,/ Economy dire,/ And death rate now higher/ Than anywhere bar the U.S./// What Johnson calls British successIs tests, PPE in a mess,Economy dire,And death rate now higherThan anywhere bar … Continue reading →

Police in East Anglia seek/ A man with a steampunkish streak/ Who’s wont to appear/ In plague doctor gear/ And mask in the shape of a beak.///

An anchor in Spain, while on air, Broke news of his latest affair, For there in the shot A girl who was not His partner was visible, bare. #WFH #Spain #alfonsomerlos https://t.co/DqG3TvlfZW

In search of new things to be doing/ Instead of just sitting and stewing,/ The people of Belper/ Have found a great helper/ Is joining in communal mooing. In search of new things to be doingInstead of just sitting and … Continue reading →

The UK health minister toasts/ Success as he eagerly boasts/ His target’s been met/ On testing, and yet/ He got there by moving the posts./// The UK health minister toastsSuccess as he eagerly boastsHis target's been metOn testing, and yetHe … Continue reading →

The firm that makes Durex is flagging That sales of its product are sagging As lockdown affects Occurrence of sex, Especially casual shagging. #Durex #coronavirus https://t.co/EiswMenNdT