Monthly Archives: June 2020

You come here in search of dispute,Apparently pissed as a newt,To guard Churchill’s statue,So why is it that youAre giving a Nazi salute? https://t.co/zRNuuhQ4iY

The PM has zero intention/ Of seeking a Brexit extension,/ Though trade talks are stalling/ And GDP’s falling,/ Occasioning some apprehension.///

Two households creating a bubbleWill no longer get into troubleFor staying the night,Enjoying the rightTo make proper use of that double. https://t.co/ghDuShwQfc

Fertility studies affirmWhen starting a pregnancy’s termThings can get quite stickyAs eggs may be picky,Preferring another man’s sperm. https://t.co/Qg0WUuCtZn

A seventeenth-century slaver,The focus of mounting disfavour,Was pulled from his blockAnd dumped in the dock,In scenes anti-racists will savour. #EdwardColston #Bristol https://t.co/2YaNnXCDwK

An MEP airing his viewsOn Zoom was, to give him his dues,Impeccably dressedFrom waist up to chest,But visibly lacking in trews. https://t.co/L6XTt85Qvq

To look tough on Covid-19,/ The UK will give those who’ve been/ To overseas states/ With much lower rates/ A pointless PR quarantine.///

A leader who constantly shames/ A nation that’s counting the names/ Of those who have died/ Sets out to divide/ By pouring more fuel on the flames.///