Nut Clamped

A seaman went off at half-cock/
And clamped his left ball in a lock;/
The padlock jammed shut,/
Constricting his nut/
And required pulling off by a doc./

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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