Monthly Archives: December 2020

“Our plans”, Johnson said, “are defensible,/And not, as Keir says, reprehensible./Though I said to bubble,/Don’t get me in trouble -/This Christmas, eat, drink and be sensible”./// https://t.co/jBguTthtA9

A writer who shattered the mouldFor how cold war stories were toldIs gone, so goodbyeLe Carré – the spyWho wrote his way in from the cold. https://t.co/uM2uElkl3n

When Johnson starts citing AustraliaTo cover his palpable faliaTo get what he’s seekingIt means he is speakingA right load of old genitalia. https://t.co/R4cn7iKbOg

In Kent, by the roadside in Hoo,Some residents put an old looBecause of a ruckusWith Amazon truckersWho stop in their village to poo. https://t.co/ZfWXcD3GYQ In Kent, by the roadside in Hoo,Some residents put an old looBecause of a ruckusWith Amazon … Continue reading →

A court cleared a man who denied/His Land’s End to John O’Groats ride/In record fast time/Denoted a crime,/Because, he explained, he had lied./// https://t.co/KlW2W17uFX

“I’m no Nazi war crimes belittler”,/ The councillor said, getting brittler;/ “I won’t take the blame,/ My dad chose my name!”/ Declared Uunona Adolf Hitler.///

In Germany, cops fearing malice,/ Or actions of pranksters most callous,/ Are scouring an area/ Of southern Bavaria/ In search of Deutschland’s Überphallus.///

An anti-gay Euro-MPMade off when his sex jamboreeWas busted in lockdownBy putting the cock downAnd climbing the gutter to flee. https://t.co/jFlBYwd7xD