Monthly Archives: January 2021

Though pleasures in lockdown are scanty,And much social media’s ranty,Worse things, it may be,Still happen at sea,So cast off your cares with a shanty. https://t.co/vjB0CZmoLo

A chap in a bit of a bind/ Asked staff at a landfill to find/ The hard drive he trashed/ With bitcoins uncashed -/ They’re waiting, he says, to be mined./

An orange-faced man of Palm Beach/ Who caused a security breach/ To try to redeem / His tangerine dream / Instead put the peach in impeach./

It’s not that he frequently falls,/ Or pulls up when leaving the stalls,// What’s making this horse/ So slow on the course/ Is just his extremely large balls.///

A firm of Conservative chums/ Was rumbled by furious mums/ For spending five quid/ On food for each kid/ While trousering much larger sums./ https://t.co/LqROVvwqdK

The people are starting to twigThe impact from Brexit is bigAnd getting immenserFor now Marks and SpencerMust pay to export Percy Pig. https://t.co/7PSgRZJHlx

“I’m shocked”, declared Trump, “through and through,At what we have witnessed. Who knewThe mob that I summonedWould be quite so dumb andDo just what I told them to do?” https://t.co/7dTWiKatK2

Some argue it doesn’t belongOn children’s TV, but is wrongAnd inopportuneTo show a cartoonOn Penis-man’s very long schlong. https://t.co/VB4ts88QjY

While Trumpers pursued insurrection,The people confirmed their rejectionOf all he promotesBy using their votesFor Warnock and Ossoff’s election. https://t.co/pbZ0X0ZQUZ

Ex-president Trump who invitedA mob to DC and incitedHis ultra-right crew,Attempting a coup,Must now be impeached and indicted. https://t.co/ElmRuVZX8n