Monthly Archives: January 2021

The boss of this great ship of foolsTold kids to return to their schools,But then the next dayHe popped up to sayGo home and obey lockdown rules.

A sculptor who felt public artWas centred around the male part,Went on to design aBig hillside vagina,Which gave right-wing critics a start. https://t.co/I3B4t0JDL4

There was an old man who said “Gracious!That poster is rather audacious”,And set out to stamp onA pic of a tampon,Whose shape he found lewdly curvaceous. https://t.co/QRh3iRVCU6

While Boris makes Brexit reality,His father shows great practicality,For Johnson’s old man,As shit hits the fan,Is taking on French nationality. https://t.co/i8k8xOFeE5