Monthly Archives: March 2021

The new cryptocurrency mart,/ Non-fungible tokens for art,/ Led one canny vendor/ To offer for tender/ A digital stake in a fart./ https://t.co/6tDXiODbY1

The restaurant said it’s a shame/ Some customers managed to game/ Our sushi promotion/ But we have a notion/ It’s fishily common, this name./ https://t.co/xDyDCBSqeu

There was an Australian bird/ Who copied the music he heard/ And lost his own song,/ So courting went wrong/ And not enough mating occurred.// https://t.co/QMtarS0CJy

A walrus with places to go/ Abandoned the ice and the snow/ And set off for Kerry,/ But lacking a ferry/ He just had to go with the floe./ https://t.co/Q3LrjTgX5r

As officers roughly manhandle/ A woman out laying a candle/ Or placing some flowers,/ Increased police powers/ Foreshadow repeats of this scandal./ https://t.co/r48PijYQ36

A prince who is not very hairy,/ When caught by reporters, unwary,/ Said he and his kin/ Aren’t fussed about skin/ (But then, recollections may vary)./

Piers Morgan, a breakfast show anchor,/ Who laid into Meghan with ranchor/ And then lost his shit/ Has now had to quit,/ The petulant, overpaid wanchor./ https://t.co/t3QjW25HZ6

There was an American DuchessWho, freed from the monarchy’s clutches,Charged Buckingham PalaceWith out-and-out malice,Complete with a few racist touches. https://t.co/rSo6UMjIZ9

A very old sea-going bird/Continues to lay, undeterred:/The thirty-times mother/Has just had another/With mate-for-life partner the third.// https://t.co/QlZ7beqRB0

They’ve been the frontline standard-bearers,/ Those overworked PPE-wearers,/ But vis-a-vis pay,/ Our ministers say/ The motto remains ‘Crap for Carers’.///