Monthly Archives: June 2021

What a bar steward

The pub chain supremo Tim MartinRegrets Europeans departin’,Not serving his beer,A drawback, I fear,Of Brexit, which he played a part in. https://t.co/43v84AHSfz

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Purée nightmare

A truck shed its load of purée/ All over a major highwée./ The Cambridgeshire force/ Located the source -/ Please passata distance, they sée./// https://t.co/ky7Vypq0Va

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Foul Play

A sportswoman feeling distress/ Refused to play ball with the press;/ This made her a menace/ To those running tennis,/ Who seemingly couldn’t care less.///

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