Monthly Archives: July 2021

Pride of lions

Posted on July 12, 2021 by twitmericks

Although England lost the last game,/ And after the hype and the blame/ It’s not coming home/ But going to Rome,/ The team should feel proud all the same.

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Shiter’s Block

Posted on July 7, 2021 by twitmericks

A public house closure occurred/ For reasons you may find absurd:/ A badly blocked loo,/ Apparently due/ To one quite unflushable turd./// https://t.co/EyozNGZlst

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Sparkling whine

Posted on July 6, 2021 by twitmericks

The French have got into a tizz/ At Russia for saying their fizz/ Can’t count as champagne;/ A boycott campaign/ No go though, because it fucks biz./// https://t.co/dxK4Sd2aUt

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Snake in the ass

Posted on July 6, 2021 by twitmericks

An Austrian fellow in Graz/ Was just letting off a few faz/ While sat on the loo,/ When next thing he knew,/ A snake bit his sensitive paz!/// https://t.co/ppiScykCma

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There was an old poem by Lear

Posted on July 6, 2021 by twitmericks

Two unpublished poems of Lear’s/ Emerged after quite a few years,/ A student at Nottingham/ Happily spotting ’em/ In a collection – three cheers!/// https://t.co/3TBskuKJsc

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Silly country error

Posted on July 5, 2021 by twitmericks

The Africa minister Jim,/ Whose grasp of geography’s slim/ Made rather a blunder/ When mourning Kaunda,/ Confusing his Zam with his Zim./// https://t.co/cpqOpJYnPM

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