Monthly Archives: August 2021

A hermit who missed the first wave/ Perceives now that Covid is grave/ And backs vaccination,/ Though self-isolation/ Has long been his life in his cave./// https://t.co/siv2pKBOAM

A man who made calls on repeatTo health lines, employing deceitAnd wasting their time,Explained that his crimeWas down to a fetish for feet. https://t.co/EVGyt9hkEK

The male tuatara’s neat trick/ Is sperm that’s incredibly quick/ When called on to swim,/ A bonus for him/ In view of his lack of a dick./// https://t.co/l7Luvukf4H

The Tory advisory board/ Will offer, if you can afford/ A six-figure sum/ To Boris’s chum,/ Top access, by way of reward.///

A couple of crack-selling wallies/ Are now doing time for their follies;/ Pursued by the peelers,/ The freewheeling dealers/ Crashed into some Morrison’s trollies./// https://t.co/0z7JtG3upx