Monthly Archives: September 2021

When Gavin declared he met Marcus,/ His failings were rendered quite stark as/ He got the wrong name,/ Wrong player, wrong game,/ The walking political carcass./// https://t.co/d3cIgKKt8j

A duck on a Canberra pool,/ Who hadn’t learned English at school,/ Could speak it, and quacked,/ While mating, in fact,/ His fuck-a-duck phrase “bloody fool!”/// https://t.co/eMbzWNTidz

There was an old man with a beard/Who said “It is just as you feared,/The Taliban cabinet/Has not one hijab in it,/Just old men like me with a beard”./// https://t.co/Uqlj2cNz04

A group of four women and men/ Had many a hit way back when/ Then had an idea/ And so – Mamma Mia!/ Here Abba, and we, go again./// https://t.co/c7u0JOvOaP

Tim Martin, a big Brexiteer,/ Who loudly condemned ‘Project Fear’,/ Now suffers its curse/ For nothing is worse,/ They say, than a pub with no beer./// https://t.co/WTw7eI23UV