Monthly Archives: October 2021

Another fine mess…

The boss of a land in declineWithout any plan or design,Watched petrol queues buildAnd shelves go unfilled,And said to his friends: “This is fine”. “ https://t.co/DpcxlhLQIQ

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Drawing a blank

An artist who’s having some fun/ Left Aalborg’s museum feeling done;/ He trousered with thanks/ Their cash, leaving blanks/ He called “Take the money and run”./// https://t.co/Cds8JxZ9mH

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Don’t talk in class

The All Saints Academy school/Has – Oh my days! You know, this rule/That slang is bare wrong;/While kids say that’s long,/The head’s like, far out man, yeah, cool!/// https://t.co/I7JW9zaeai

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Making prangs for Nigel

A Brexiteer anchor named Farage/Went searching for fuel at the garage,/But when he got there/The forecourt was bare/And someone rear-ended his carriage./// https://t.co/TlqHEdtwrC

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