Monthly Archives: November 2021

A moonlighting member named Owen/ Reluctantly said he was goin’,/ Abandoned by Johnson,/ Who changed his response on/ Perceiving the way the wind’s blowin’./// https://t.co/EcngtZ6hh9

The government whipped its MPs/To alter the rules around sleaze/And tell Owen Paterson/‘Graft doesn’t matter, son,/We’re in charge, do as you please’./// https://t.co/xkJyLK6Nt2

When Morrisons sought to exalt/ Its chicken, some punters found fault,/ Decrying the boast/ That this British roast/ Used non-EU pepper and salt./// https://t.co/4tlIm3sY80