Beer Gut

A pastor whose stomach home-brews,/
Explains when he staggers or spews,/
He isn’t half-cut/
It’s just that his gut/
Has turned all the sugar to booze.
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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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