Monthly Archives: January 2022

The PM approached a fat cat/ And offered to go in to bat/ For him on the downlow,/ But please could Lord Brownlow/ Cough up to refurbish his flat./// https://t.co/Vz7FLQFdZR

There was a young man from Belgrade/ Whose entry the Aussies forbade;/ They didn’t like Novak’s/ Arriving with no vax,/ And so in detention he stayed./// https://t.co/1regFK2kGK

A former reality star/ Who sold her own wind by the jar/ Got pains in the heart/ From squeezing a fart/ And had to be rushed to ER.///

Hail Brexit, says Boris the Clown:/ Though imports and exports are down/ And Ulster’s a mess,/ It’s such a success/ For pint glasses carry a crown!/// https://t.co/fx5PKXLnn9