Monthly Archives: February 2022

A Downing Street work event quiz,/ Undoubtedly government biz,/ We heard, was on Zoom,/ Yet there in the room/ Was Johnson, with crisps and some fizz./// https://t.co/tkOMVzuPNO

When Primark and Greggs cement ties,/Their clothing and food enterprise/Will sell you baked goodies/With extra large hoodies/For after you eat all the pies./// https://t.co/vZNr6LCcjQ

The minister Jacob Rees-Mogg,/ Who’s now taken charge of the BOG*,/ Must find something good/ From Brexit that could/ Conceivably rescue Big Dog./// *Department of Brexit Opportunities and Government efficiency https://t.co/OEvpdujSv5

A spinner of grown-up renown/ Brought in to protect Johnson’s crown/ Has launched his new drive/ With “I Will Survive”/ And “he’s not completely a clown”./// https://t.co/e8E57blXkg

KP has come under attack/ From some kind of ransomware hack,/ Whose impact is grave/ For all those who crave/ A regular savoury snack./// https://t.co/BXlLxhi8ty

Three fellows, Jack, Martin and Dan/ Resigned, and must carry the can/ So Big Dog who raved,/ He hopes, can be saved/ From Big Dogshit hitting the fan./// https://t.co/zBBEZhz40d

While Johnson continues to cavil,/ His slur about Starmer and Savile/ Has lost him Munira,/ The post-Boris era/ Approaching as networks unravel./// https://t.co/V1kKSV0up6

Some postal staff working in Clapham/Found hash cakes, so rather than scrap ’em,/They took a few bites/And got high as kites,/For which their employer will rap ’em./// https://t.co/ezvhCEEOWk

In Sweden they’re teaching the crow,/ A very smart bird, as we know,/ To pick up the butts/ Some species of klutz/ Named human can’t learn not to throw./// https://t.co/k1UVdT9L8n

In Peckham they’re chilling the bubbly,/ They don’t mind if Del Boy’s in trouble, ‘e/ Got hold of some plates/ To sell to his mates/ To mark the Queen’s luvverly Jubbly!/ https://t.co/poHYgQBDWk