Monthly Archives: April 2022

While Rishi the chancellor whacks/ An increase on other folks’ tax,/ Non-domiciled status/ Ensures zero rate is/ Applied to the family stacks./// https://t.co/fHENH2X5AJ

Mycology experts have found/ A structure of cells underground/ Allowing humungous/ Great networks of fungus/To chat (and dispute, I’ll be bound)./// https://t.co/Rtmxb5yOqM

Ex-ethics chief Helen was queen/ Of Downing Street’s underground scene,/ They banned us from singing/ Then cheered her for bringing/ The works karaoke machine./// https://t.co/C2Ky1Gngfy

No reason to panic, keep cool/ And trust in the people who rule,/ As heating costs rocket/ And burn through your pocket,/ They’ll see you’re OK. April fuel!/// https://t.co/mBHNMX9EoG