Monthly Archives: May 2022

The loss to the Tories of Wandsworth/ Shows what the prime minister’s bond’s / worth;/ As Britain elects,/ His party reflects/ What keeping the maverick blond’s worth./// https://t.co/0GCOU6H02r

A man who went years with no shaft/ Was given a new one by graft,/ But though it had charm,/ A dick on his arm/ Still left the poor man understaffed./// https://t.co/yDqLISrFu7