Monthly Archives: June 2023

A fresco dug up in Pompeii/ Reveals, archaeologists say,/:A Pompeiian eats a/ Big fruit-laden pizza,/ Ensuring their quinque a day.///

The threat of a coup by some Russians/ Was ended when last-ditch discussions/ Defused Wagner’s mutiny/ But as for old Putin, he/ Ought to expect repercussions.///

Though some might consider it wrong/ To party away all night long/ With lockdown in force,/ For Boris of course,/ Participants merit a gong.///

“In kangaroo courts I was tried,/ As colleagues deserted my side,/ And though I must quit/ (At least for a bit)/ I never told lies”, Johnson lied.///

Researchers believe masturbation/ Goes back to our oldest relation:/ Since primates had mitts,/ They’ve fingered their bits/ For sexual gratification.///

A cheese firm is getting some stick/ For using an edited pic,/ The Cerne Abbas Giant/ Made censor-compliant/ By chopping the poor fellow’s dick.///