Monthly Archives: February 2025

Dead good food

Posted on February 26, 2025 by twitmericks

A funeral parlour in ChinaIs everyone’s favourite dinerAs oodles and oodlesOf folks taste their noodlesAnd swear there’s no  restaurant finer. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

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Power play

Posted on February 18, 2025 by twitmericks

America opened discussionsOn war in Ukraine with the Russians;While Marco says howdyTo Sergei in Saudi,Volodymyr fears repercussions. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

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Gwynne overboard

Posted on February 9, 2025 by twitmericks

The member for Gorton and DentonWas sacked over messages sent onWhatsApp that were snide,Career suicideApparently what he was bent on. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

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Blowback

Posted on February 7, 2025 by twitmericks

A woman whose man had departedDid not sit around brokenhearted;Instead what she didIs WhatsApp a vidOr two of her bum as she farted. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…

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Brainless on Gaza

Posted on February 5, 2025 by twitmericks

A man of unstable opinionsWants Gaza to join his dominionsWith no Gazans in it;He might take a minuteTo sound out a few Palestinians.

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