Monthly Archives: April 2025

Jungle juice

Posted on April 22, 2025 by twitmericks

West African chimps in the mistApparently cannot resistA fruit that’s fermented –What makes them contentedIs sitting around getting pissed. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2025…

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All comers race

Posted on April 17, 2025 by twitmericks

A livestreamed fertility chaseHas top seeds competing for pace:Which spermatazoaSwim faster or slower –It’s who not comes first in this race. (Thanks to @johnthejack http://www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda… (£) timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/worl…

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Guano merchants

Posted on April 3, 2025 by twitmericks

The faraway islands ofHeard,To whom Trump’s announcement referred,Face tariffs, they say,Because one fine dayA penguin flipped Donald the bird. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025…

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