A livestreamed fertility chase
Has top seeds competing for pace:
Which spermatazoa
Swim faster or slower –
It’s who not comes first in this race.
(Thanks to @johnthejack
http://www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda… (£)
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/worl…
twitmericks 
Has this been garbled somewhere along the line? It doesn’t seem to scan or make sense. And the links both give me a 404 page not found.
I do like the title, though!
sorry, lost a word there. Fixed now