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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Line of duty

Posted on September 15, 2022 by twitmericks
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No ifs, no butties

Posted on September 11, 2022 by twitmericks
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Reign forecast

Posted on September 9, 2022 by twitmericks
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Truss issue

Posted on September 5, 2022 by twitmericks
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Now we are sick

Posted on September 3, 2022 by twitmericks
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Going down the tubes

Posted on August 27, 2022 by twitmericks
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Feel the buzz

Posted on August 23, 2022 by twitmericks

The wasp’s a fastidious vector,/ So not a good pollen collector,/ But orchids persist/ By getting them pissed/ On highly intoxicant nectar./// https://t.co/iPVjhdEogw

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Drink, for sake’s sake!

Posted on August 17, 2022 by twitmericks

Japan’s asking people to think/ Of ads that will bring back the link/ Twixt young folks and booze;/ The slogan I choose/ Is: “Kids! We will drive you to drink!” https://t.co/YhZpRLJ5TK

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Karl pulls it off

Posted on August 11, 2022 by twitmericks

Karl Andersson (PhD, Manc),/ Whose thesis was ever so frank,/ Earned media scorn/ By watching some porn/ To note its effect on his wank./// https://t.co/LlGMbffa29

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Pecking order

Posted on August 8, 2022 by twitmericks

In Italy, signs give directionFor those with a strong predilectionFor sucking of faceTo find the right placeFor public displays of affection. https://t.co/AJXydpjZu0

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