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Conservative Baroness Warsi/ Is getting increasingly arsy/ For now she’s resigned,/ The Tories, we find,/ Are white, male and too upper-classy./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/baroness-warsi-turns-on-public-school-tories-9659495.html Conservative Baroness WarsiIs getting increasingly arsyFor now she's resigned,The Tories, we find,Are white, male and too upper-classy. — … Continue reading →

A seat in the chamber of Lords/ Is one way the system rewards/ Great generosity,/ Such reciprocity/ Helping to fill party hoards./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/aug/07/cash-for-peerages-row-reignite-tory-lib-dem-donors-lords A seat in the chamber of LordsIs one way the system rewardsGreat generosity,Such reciprocityHelping fill up party … Continue reading →

The Russians are placing a freeze/ On imports of EU-made cheese/ For tons of Red Leicester/ Abandoned to fester/ Will bring the EU to its knees./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-28705136 The Russians are placing a freezeOn imports of EU-made cheeseFor tons of Red … Continue reading →

The 20th CommonwealthGames/ Has ended with fireworks and flames,/ A few pop-up tents/ At modest expense/ And one or two fairly big names. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/commonwealthgames/11009618/Glasgow-2014s-golden-glory-shines-through-the-rain.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/496050429718192129

A fellow propelling a sprout/ Up Snowden with only his snout/ Confessed it was hard/ But wearing a guard/ Meant no skin off his nose, no doubt. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-28621775 A fellow propelling a sproutUp Snowden with only his snoutConfessed it was … Continue reading →

Obama says CIA blokes/ Did wrong in their efforts to coax/ Confessions of terror,/ Committing an error/ Outlined as: “We tortured some folks”./// http://online.wsj.com/articles/obama-u-s-crossed-a-line-by-using-enhanced-interrogation-1406928167?mod=asia_home Obama says CIA blokesDid wrong in their efforts to coaxConfessions of terror,Committing an errorOutlined as: "We … Continue reading →

A fellow who sniffed pupils’ toes/ Now finds his career at a close/ Disgraced as a teacher/ Because of one feature – / His over-erogenous nose. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-28599417 A fellow who sniffed pupils' toesNow finds his career at a closeDisgraced as … Continue reading →

Offenders will now have a tag on/ Ensuring they stay on the wagon/ An ankle device/ Will show who’s been nice/ And who’s put away the odd flagon./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28567279 Offenders will now have a tag onEnsuring they stay on the … Continue reading →

A high-up political Turk/ Was widely condemned as a jerk./ The feminine half,/ He said, mustn’t laugh/ But may be permitted a smirk./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-28548179 A high-up political TurkWas widely condemned as a jerk.The feminine half,He said, mustn't laughBut may be … Continue reading →

A vet who had sex with a horse/ Displayed very little remorse/ He said ‘It’s not fair -/ I’m having a mare!’/ For which he was struck off, of course./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348 A vet who had sex with a horseDisplayed very … Continue reading →