Author Archives: twitmericks

The UK prime minister’s dadFlew off to his holiday padAlthough Greece has bannedAll flights from this land.Does anyone feel they’ve been had. https://t.co/FgSlDLVimb

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B Johnson, the number one Brit,Would like us to see he is fit,Admiring his press-ups,While due to his mess-upsWe sink ever deeper in shit. https://t.co/pvOuQeXE5X

This government’s lapses of wisdomAre such I can’t possibly lisdomOr say which is greatest,But here is the latest:They bought the wrong satellite sisdom. https://t.co/wjKjcsgEdc

A 30-year wait has now endedIn spite of a season extended,No fans in the Kop,No handshakes for KloppAnd walking alone recommended.

The thousands who pack Bournemouth’s beachesIn mass social distancing breaches That drive police nutsAre “showing some guts” –They practise what Boris now preaches. https://t.co/OP54D4WJu4

An opera, so it appears,/ Reduces poor onions to tears;/ Complaints of monotony/ Ring out from the botany,/ But grasses and wheat are all ears.///

The Trump campaign rally in TulsaWas rather a people-repulser,His bid for electionBy spreading infectionAs popular there as an ulcer. https://t.co/Th28zpHwFj

A flatulent Austrian blokeWas fined over wind that he broke,The noise from his anusIndictably heinousBecause it was done to provoke. https://t.co/1YbnP0fKpi

Diego the tortoise retired,Whose sex drive was greatly admired;Held captive to breed,He sowed so much seedThat 800 offspring were sired. https://t.co/7YysPaRFWj