Author Archives: twitmericks

Researchers developed a loo That health-tests each visitor’s poo, And films to obtain us A scan of the anus, While motions are being gone through. https://t.co/59ocByStNV

A top Scottish medic got strife For flouting restrictions on life She’d said to obey, And going away To home number two out in Fife. https://t.co/zivsXqcDru

So farewell Bill Withers, who shone,/ Somebody for all to lean on,/ While hearing him play/ And sing Lovely Day;/ There ain’t no sunshine now he’s gone./// So farewell Bill Withers, who shone,Somebody for all to lean on,While hearing him … Continue reading →

A bishop sold oil and red string For 91 pounds that would bring The wearer protection From COVID infection (Buy that and you’ll buy anything!) #COVID19Pandemic https://t.co/c71HMp8WFS

A large herd of goats in North Wales/ Came down from their mountainous trails/ To romp and cavort/ Around a resort/ Unpeopled, as nature prevails./// A large herd of goats in North WalesCame down from their mountainous trailsTo romp and … Continue reading →

An Aussie put magnets in place/ To stop him from touching his face;/ Magnetic force kept ’em/ Stuck fast to his septum,/ And left him a hospital case./// An Aussie put magnets in placeTo stop him from touching his face;Magnetic … Continue reading →

Some specialist retailing hubs/ Donated disposable scrubs/ For COVID-19,/ More usually seen/ In medical fetishist clubs./// Some specialist retailing hubsDonated disposable scrubsFor COVID-19,More usually seenIn medical fetishist clubs.https://t.co/9Kr8j57Mny — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 29, 2020  

The government says it will do Whatever it takes to subdue This awful pandemic, But drop the polemic And work alongside the EU. #COVID2019 #EU #ventilators #coronavirus #COVID19 https://t.co/Ulyiryt5ER

There is an old fellow who’s been / Confirmed to have COVID-19,/ But why was he tested,/ Health workers protested?/ It helps if your mother’s the queen./// #COVID2019 #PrinceCharles https://t.co/jVDU22Ifqr

The Downing St spinners deny/ That Dominic Cummings said/ ‘Why Lock down our community?/ We’ll get herd immunity -/ So what if some pensioners die?’/// The Downing St spinners denyThat Dominic Cummings said 'WhyLock down our community?We'll get herd immunity … Continue reading →