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The Tory no-confidence vote/ Kept Johnson as leader afloat/ But 40 percent/Consider him spent/ Or think him a lying old scrote.///

A crowd full of Jubilee cheer/ Saw Johnson and started to jeer;/ Said Boris: “Fair dos,/ I did ask for boos,/ But packed in a suitcase, you hear?”/// https://t.co/XFl2c69n1j

When one who may soon have more leisure/ (If not at Her Majesty’s Pleasure)/ Abruptly announces/ “Bring back pounds and ounces”,/ It’s known as a desperate measure./// https://t.co/h55ZWBvvZV

A man who dressed up as a collieSaid “though you may think it a follyTo go the whole hogAnd live as a dog,I’m barking, but not off my trolley!” https://t.co/gqGwxTQIVh

The final report from Sue Gray/ Says Johnson’s lot partied away/ With vomiting, brawls,/ And wine on the walls,/ The rules not for them to obey./// https://t.co/nwAMxCyg67

“In keeping with jackdaw flock laws”,/ Said Jack to the rest of the daws,/ “The ayes to the right/ In favour of flight/ Now show your support for the caws”./// https://t.co/WwHP5LP0SR

Three years ago, soothsayer TrussSaid Brexit for Ulster’s a plus,Except for old fartsWith turnips in carts –I don’t see them causing a fuss!

The strategist Vladimir Putin/ Set out to stop Nato recruitin’,/ But seeing his deeds/ The Finns and the Swedes,/ Are eager to start contributin’./ https://t.co/jJ0YZhCMB9

There was an old man with no hair,/ Whose sacking a court ruled unfair,/ The names he was called,/ Because he was bald,/ Like telling a woman “nice pair”./// https://t.co/7GGk3yrIu5

“Dear Brussels, we hope you don’t mind,/This protocol thing Boris signed,/Announcing he’d won/And got Brexit done,/Was not very good, we now find”./// https://t.co/9k9WohH1Ra