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A theme park announced with some prideIts new toxic effluent ride;Alas the attractionWas put out of actionWhen actual sewage was spied. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025…

Are Trump, and his Maga alliance,Excessively placing relianceOn Elon, whose pocketsAre deep, but whose spaceshipsExplode? Well, it’s not rocket science! http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

There was an old bully named Trump,Who got in a terrible grump,When Mr ZelenskyCaused major offenskyBy simply not kissing his rump. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025…

A funeral parlour in ChinaIs everyone’s favourite dinerAs oodles and oodlesOf folks taste their noodlesAnd swear there’s no  restaurant finer. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

America opened discussionsOn war in Ukraine with the Russians;While Marco says howdyTo Sergei in Saudi,Volodymyr fears repercussions. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

The member for Gorton and DentonWas sacked over messages sent onWhatsApp that were snide,Career suicideApparently what he was bent on. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

A woman whose man had departedDid not sit around brokenhearted;Instead what she didIs WhatsApp a vidOr two of her bum as she farted. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…

A man of unstable opinionsWants Gaza to join his dominionsWith no Gazans in it;He might take a minuteTo sound out a few Palestinians.

A fellow of doge-y reputeWho’s Trump’s newest tech bro recruit,The flashest and rashest,Came out as a fascistBy giving a Nazi salute.

Delusional President TrumpWas rescued by God on the stump,Or so he declares,As billionairesPay homage by kissing his rump.