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Three fellows, Jack, Martin and Dan/ Resigned, and must carry the can/ So Big Dog who raved,/ He hopes, can be saved/ From Big Dogshit hitting the fan./// https://t.co/zBBEZhz40d

While Johnson continues to cavil,/ His slur about Starmer and Savile/ Has lost him Munira,/ The post-Boris era/ Approaching as networks unravel./// https://t.co/V1kKSV0up6

Some postal staff working in Clapham/Found hash cakes, so rather than scrap ’em,/They took a few bites/And got high as kites,/For which their employer will rap ’em./// https://t.co/ezvhCEEOWk

In Sweden they’re teaching the crow,/ A very smart bird, as we know,/ To pick up the butts/ Some species of klutz/ Named human can’t learn not to throw./// https://t.co/k1UVdT9L8n

In Peckham they’re chilling the bubbly,/ They don’t mind if Del Boy’s in trouble, ‘e/ Got hold of some plates/ To sell to his mates/ To mark the Queen’s luvverly Jubbly!/ https://t.co/poHYgQBDWk

A software developer, Josh,/ Said “Gracious, my word, golly gosh!/ The Times buying Wordle/ Means this clever nerd’ll/ Come into a whole load of dosh!”/// https://t.co/wuKUXa6WRa

“Joe’s podcast”, said Neil, “is baloney,/ With stuff about vaccines that’s phony,/ So I’m thinking wotify/ Pull out of Spotify?”/ “Let’s do it, right on!”, agreed Joni./// https://t.co/WaZGqnDtm3

An old man pulled up at the shops/ Had driven untaxed, he told cops,/ His whole life in Nottingham/ With nobody spotting ‘im,/ Unlicensed, with no police stops./// https://t.co/P2S9bWEJ7T

A pal says give Johnson a break,/ His future should not be at stake,/ For this celebration/ Lacked premeditation -/ They ambushed the man with a cake!/// https://t.co/xxHciZ4ik6

When hippos hear songs being sung/ In some unfamiliar tongue/ Then sensing the danger,/ They tackle the stranger/ Arse-on, with a shower of dung./// https://t.co/tObXPVFHJw