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There was an old royal who since/His arguments failed to convince/The judge he should drop/The case, got the chop/From all of his duties as prince./ https://t.co/T30WABPEO9

A condom firm tried a new tactic,/ Still latex, but not so climactic;/ When too few make love/ The medical glove/ Is handy, and still prophylactic./// https://t.co/60RR8Eowhl

The PM beseeches our pardon,/Regretting he entered the garden/And tries to sound humble/As alibis crumble/And attitudes steadily harden./// https://t.co/z4s3nS3dly

“Hi all, after so much bad news,/ Let’s banish the old Covid blues,/ And gather together/ To savour the weather/ In Downing Street (bring your own booze)”./// https://t.co/WwqcpYkZyF

There is an old fellow named Chris/ Who says give the vaccine a miss,/ And seeks to inspire us/ To tackle the virus/ Like he does, and drink our own piss./// https://t.co/JrCFBuDTu1

Farewell to a great Oscar-winner,/ Trailblazer for any beginner,/ Who left the Bahamas/ To star in screen dramas./ Hey God, guess who’s coming to dinner!/// https://t.co/gMZsO1TlL9

The PM approached a fat cat/ And offered to go in to bat/ For him on the downlow,/ But please could Lord Brownlow/ Cough up to refurbish his flat./// https://t.co/Vz7FLQFdZR

There was a young man from Belgrade/ Whose entry the Aussies forbade;/ They didn’t like Novak’s/ Arriving with no vax,/ And so in detention he stayed./// https://t.co/1regFK2kGK

A former reality star/ Who sold her own wind by the jar/ Got pains in the heart/ From squeezing a fart/ And had to be rushed to ER.///

Hail Brexit, says Boris the Clown:/ Though imports and exports are down/ And Ulster’s a mess,/ It’s such a success/ For pint glasses carry a crown!/// https://t.co/fx5PKXLnn9