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A squirrel out trying its luck/ Espied a bird feeder and snuck/ Inside for some nuts/ And filled up its guts/ Until the poor critter was stuck./// https://t.co/QkU4ZZHOsH

In Glasgow a big UN meeting/ Said coal, which creates global heating/ Is bad for the planet,/ But just couldn’t ban it,/ A stance that may prove self-defeating./ https://t.co/ZeRldwkqFJ

The member for Torridge, old Coxy,/ Left Britain for islands more foxy/ To trouser vast stacks/ Advising on tax/ And vote in the Commons by proxy./// https://t.co/hhFLEdZNXL

A net user trawling for cod/ Was heard to exclaim “Oh my God!/ It must be a hack/ Or phishing attack,/ But look at the size of that rod!”/// https://t.co/481wV2jUIv

The people who run Yorkshire cricket,/ Whose sponsors have told them to stick it,/ Said ‘banter’s not racism!’,/ So what now faces ’em/ Looks like a most sticky wicket./// https://t.co/wnBcd1LRQh

A moonlighting member named Owen/ Reluctantly said he was goin’,/ Abandoned by Johnson,/ Who changed his response on/ Perceiving the way the wind’s blowin’./// https://t.co/EcngtZ6hh9

The government whipped its MPs/To alter the rules around sleaze/And tell Owen Paterson/‘Graft doesn’t matter, son,/We’re in charge, do as you please’./// https://t.co/xkJyLK6Nt2

When Morrisons sought to exalt/ Its chicken, some punters found fault,/ Decrying the boast/ That this British roast/ Used non-EU pepper and salt./// https://t.co/4tlIm3sY80

A network whose name’s now a curse,/ Rebrands for the new metaverse,/ But can Facebook get a/ Bit betta as Meta?/ It couldn’t get much meta-worse./// https://t.co/vqyY453Pn3

Escape artist Blanket the boar/ Was so hot to trot for amour,/ He jumped over benches/ To mount porcine wenches,/ And sired little piglets galore./// https://t.co/N23gZjXHHh