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The cabinet’s getting quite arsey/ As Rishi fights pressure from Kwasi/ Who fears that the crisis/ In energy prices/ Will send a few firms down the khazi./// https://t.co/do2JlYwIif

The boss of a land in declineWithout any plan or design,Watched petrol queues buildAnd shelves go unfilled,And said to his friends: “This is fine”. “ https://t.co/DpcxlhLQIQ

An artist who’s having some fun/ Left Aalborg’s museum feeling done;/ He trousered with thanks/ Their cash, leaving blanks/ He called “Take the money and run”./// https://t.co/Cds8JxZ9mH

The All Saints Academy school/Has – Oh my days! You know, this rule/That slang is bare wrong;/While kids say that’s long,/The head’s like, far out man, yeah, cool!/// https://t.co/I7JW9zaeai

A Brexiteer anchor named Farage/Went searching for fuel at the garage,/But when he got there/The forecourt was bare/And someone rear-ended his carriage./// https://t.co/TlqHEdtwrC

Researchers took samples to see/What happens to festival pee;/Their study reveals/That Somerset eels/Are totally swimming in E./// https://t.co/IPHUFZ46NV

They’re issuing visas for truckers,/ And poultry processors and pluckers,/ The fact they are needed/ Now being conceded/ By useless incompetent frontbenchers./// https://t.co/XXTN0uAaTB

The UK has problems that vex it,/ Whose causes appear to perplex it:/ No carbon dioxide,/ Food stuck on the dockside,/ No petrol – it might just be Brexit./// https://t.co/ee5Jz7kqOF

The fish Microbrachius dicki,/ Had sex, though at first it was tricky;/ In long ago lakes,/ For all our sakes,/ They boldly invented the quickie,/// https://t.co/BajR9UO5OF

In launching a body named AUKUS,/ A western security caucus,/ Joe thanked, in a blunder,/ “The fella down under”,/ Engendering laughter most raucous./// https://t.co/orJBepz6Z8