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Nirvana the band’s being sued/ By one Spencer Elden, the dude/ Who as a wee tot/ Appeared in the shot/ On Nevermind’s cover, while nude./// https://t.co/FHcaAq2xqo

A council employee named Jo/ Established how far he could go/ By sticking to buses,/ Which may have its plusses,/ But can be a little bit slow./// https://t.co/jmTnjwjGCV

Parisienne Josephine Baker,/ A fabulous mover and shaker,/ Is bringing some jazz/ And razzamatazz/ Where eminent French meet their maker./// https://t.co/NQ1TEr0HJo

A parrot who took a vacation/ And wound up in Waterloo Station/ Is now heard to yap/ “Keep left”, “Mind the gap”/ And tell you your train’s destination./// https://t.co/40JGz6lR3x

The UK consumer is stricken/By news that’ll make pulses quicken,/For shit just got real -/That great Brexit deal/Caused Nando’s to run out of chicken./// https://t.co/CDnxh7Egdl

The Afghan state’s sudden defeat/Left Western pols feeling the heat,/But Raab’s in the clear/For he wasn’t near,/But on a sun-lounger in Crete./ https://t.co/qC1pB5ICGD

A council constructed a mound/ That utterly failed to astound./ Its deputy chief/ Has now come to grief/ For spaffing six million pound./// https://t.co/33Yar6Rryf

A hermit who missed the first wave/ Perceives now that Covid is grave/ And backs vaccination,/ Though self-isolation/ Has long been his life in his cave./// https://t.co/siv2pKBOAM

A man who made calls on repeatTo health lines, employing deceitAnd wasting their time,Explained that his crimeWas down to a fetish for feet. https://t.co/EVGyt9hkEK

The male tuatara’s neat trick/ Is sperm that’s incredibly quick/ When called on to swim,/ A bonus for him/ In view of his lack of a dick./// https://t.co/l7Luvukf4H