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The Tory advisory board/ Will offer, if you can afford/ A six-figure sum/ To Boris’s chum,/ Top access, by way of reward.///

A couple of crack-selling wallies/ Are now doing time for their follies;/ Pursued by the peelers,/ The freewheeling dealers/ Crashed into some Morrison’s trollies./// https://t.co/0z7JtG3upx

A woman advising a state/ That’s leaving it terribly late/ To stop global warming/ Has done some brainstorming,/ And asks that you don’t rinse your plate./// https://t.co/lFf6zfB3DI

A man from the party in power/ Instructed us all not to cower,/ For now they’re desirous/ We live with a virus/ Let rip by this absolute shower./// https://t.co/VXQfwBAHfX

Unnamed politicians impart/ Fresh news of how Covid can start:/ Significant data’s/ Emerging on flatus,/ Suggesting transmission by fart./// https://t.co/s0725qCWi5

The chiefs of the U-nited Kingdom,/ In thrall to chaotic Right-wingdom,/ Said “Freedom is here!/ Go clubbing! Drink beer!”/ Then when people did so they pingdom./// https://t.co/GRVs7wDMDo

The richest bloke anyone’s seen hasNow visited space, if not Venus,The cash from your pocketFinancing a rocketThat looks like a 60-foot penis. https://t.co/p6W1vSKctW

The Chancellor and the PM/ Said quarantine wasn’t for them,/ Till public reaction/ Provoked a retraction,/ Another comms policy gem./// https://t.co/SljWqQCdmI

A news channel new to TV/ Declared itself home of the free/ With space for dissenters,/ But cancels presenters/ For brazenly taking the knee./// https://t.co/z61sIwDBe1

A football supporter so dumb/ He stuck a lit flare up his bum/ And watched his arse smoke/ Said cider and coke/ Had rendered his buttocks quite numb.// https://t.co/kwMaadfHAX