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Old Boris, who newly deplores/ Race hate, called the networks indoors/ And, shifting the blame,/ Declared: “Up your game!”/ To which the reply came “Up yours!”/// https://t.co/jSTOcM2J8Y

Old Branson was ever so slick/ In getting it up double-quick,/ And winning the race/ Of rich guys in space/ For who is the swingingest Dick./// https://t.co/KTv2ehTPCH

Although England lost the last game,/ And after the hype and the blame/ It’s not coming home/ But going to Rome,/ The team should feel proud all the same.

A public house closure occurred/ For reasons you may find absurd:/ A badly blocked loo,/ Apparently due/ To one quite unflushable turd./// https://t.co/EyozNGZlst

The French have got into a tizz/ At Russia for saying their fizz/ Can’t count as champagne;/ A boycott campaign/ No go though, because it fucks biz./// https://t.co/dxK4Sd2aUt

An Austrian fellow in Graz/ Was just letting off a few faz/ While sat on the loo,/ When next thing he knew,/ A snake bit his sensitive paz!/// https://t.co/ppiScykCma

Two unpublished poems of Lear’s/ Emerged after quite a few years,/ A student at Nottingham/ Happily spotting ’em/ In a collection – three cheers!/// https://t.co/3TBskuKJsc

The Africa minister Jim,/ Whose grasp of geography’s slim/ Made rather a blunder/ When mourning Kaunda,/ Confusing his Zam with his Zim./// https://t.co/cpqOpJYnPM

The government made people cross/By saying a corporate boss/Can skip petty rules/Applied to us fools,/For whom they do not give a toss./// https://t.co/50OKnWSlnj

Dear Boris, I’m sorry, said Matt,/ For being a hopeless love rat/ And breaking the rules/ Observed by mere fools./ Now YOU wouldn’t do stuff like that./// https://t.co/UlkeXsDWxw