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The song “Things can only get better”Drowned out the election-date setterWho stood with no coat,Announcing a vote –Poor Sunak could only get wetter.

The member for Dover and DealHas flipped, showing Starmerite zeal,But this doesn’t pleaseSome Labour MPsTo whom Elphicke’s views don’t appeal. https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1788541812711325707?t=wDvG7t8VAdTk4gtPUUpXpA&s=19

Conservative member Mark MenziesRang up in the strangest of frenzies:“Our slush fund must paySome bad guys 5K –It won’t be for keepsies, just lenzies”. thetimes.co.uk/article/28f948… bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

A devious honeytrap appHas caught more than one Tory chapSince back in September*One upstanding memberWas pictured unclothed in a snap. *Well, it may have been then!

A chatbot that rose to a dareWas caused by a user to swearAnd led to admitThat DPD’s shit(Its haiku was too, to be fair).

The Tory frontbencher Lee AndersonDeclares that the bill on Rwanda’s anInadequate measureBut listen up, treasure,It’s just meant to be propaganda, son.

With ex-PM Cameron backTo give foreign office a crack,That Cleverly fellaReplaces Suella,Whom Sunak has given the sack.

A member is facing suspensionFor quite a severe contravention:He showed an aide meannessAnd also his penis,That being the Bone of contention. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67122669

A woman who worked in a zooPut dung from her charges on view,Curating the faecesOf various species:Her show is a load of old poo. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/07/like-something-from-bake-off-animal-poo-exhibition-opens-in-london?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

The Lincolnshire force has deniedReports of a mass homicide;The bodies strewn roundWere there, police found,For yoga, and nobody died.